I’ll get back to all this Justin Bieber bullshit in a minute, but Sophie Turner just posted this on Instagram and my penis was all like, “hol’ up, scroll back up”. So I did. And goddamn. Somebody needs to give her a call, because I think she’s figured out how to do squats in her sleep. My only regret right now is that I don’t have two tongues. Wait, does socialized medicine cover that? Because that would be cool.
