I’m sorry that Jess made you look at Chaz Bono all night, so to punish her I told she wasn’t allowed to wear cardigans or watch The Good Wife anymore. White people hate when you do that. But I’m not here to talk about Jess, I’m here to talk about you, dear readers. So here’s Irina Shayk in the December 2011 issue of Men’s Health to Visine your mind’s eye of Chaz Bono debating on whether or not to have the cadaver’s foreskin removed. Hope this helps. Thank you, and good day.
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