Duh, Winning

[Gallery not found]

As you look at these pictures of Denise Richards in a bikini, please keep in mind that Charlie Sheen was once married to this and inseminated it twice. Now remember that he calls this and this “goddesses”. You could take the DNA of the chicks he pays to pretend to love him now and splice with an actual goddess and it still wouldn’t look as hot as Denise Richards does here. I guess what I’m really trying to say is that I would have sex with Denise Richards. Yep, that’s what I’m saying.

Note: Since it didn’t take long for me to get the usual, “You are an idiot. Stick to celeb gossip. Obviously politics is too much for you.” on the last post, I hope this helps. It almost might help if you call my manager. He might be able to give you a full refund. Oh, wait.