In what might be the creepiest couple in Hollywood, Hayden Panettiere and her
dad captor summoned ogreboyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, attended Oktoberfest in Munich. Dear God. She looks like she just got handed to him by a nurse in a room with pink balloons out front. I have no idea how she walks, because I assume her anus looks like an innertube and her cervix has a Mexican guy standing in front of it wearing a hard hat and a reflective vest turning a sign that says “Stop” and “Slow” on it.
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