Hayden Panettiere Finally Had Her Monster Baby

If they’re looking for a new theme for the next season of American Horror Story, Hayden Panettiere finally had her baby with the giant Russian guy.

The Nashville star is a new mom after welcoming her first child with fiancé Wladimir Klitschko on Tuesday, Dec. 9, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. Daughter Kaya Evdokia Klitschko weighed in at 7 lbs., 14 oz., and measured 20 inches. “We are over the moon and madly in love!” the proud new parents tell PEOPLE.

7lbs., 14 oz.? Did only part of it come out? And why does she sound like a Bond villain? And can people please stop saying “we’re over the moon” when they have a baby? The baby doesn’t need you in outer space, the baby needs you back at the hospital or at home or wherever the baby is. Hurry up and get back before villagers surround it with torches, because they are afraid of what they don’t understand.


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