I’m not looking for a CD adapter for my Suzuki Sidekick or trying to buy tickets to a Jodeci concert, so I think it’s safe to say we’re in a time where Pamela Anderson shouldn’t be on the beach wearing this. Yet here she is. Wearing it. It’s amazing how this chick has been able to pull off a bikini for this long. It’s like some sort of mystery of logic. Not unlike the time my penis didn’t win “Best in Show” last year. In fact, I wrote a sternly worded letter to the panel of judges, because honestly, have you seen it?
Meghan Markle has reportedly been put on alert about one of the royal family’s newest members. The woman in question…
