Halloween is Coco’s Christmas mostly because she gets to dress up in something that will show off her ass. To be honest, I don’t know why she doesn’t go naked for Halloween. Not because I wouldn’t want to see it. I would. But I’d rather not think the 6 year old Chinese kid who made this costume worked all that time just so Ice-T could ejaculate on it.
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