Paris Hilton is Giving Away Her Ugly Crap

Paris Hilton says she is planning to donate a stack of her clothes and shoes because she claims she has more than she could ever wear. Oh, and she’s a whore. She says:

I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

Paris probably didn’t think this through, because I don’t know many orphanages that take kids skiing. Because that would be the only way they could use Paris’ gigantic shoes. Maybe it’s an orphanage for Eskimo kids. That could work. Snow shoes are pretty expensive.

These shoes suck:”