Mia Khalifa is Trying to Lure Braxton Miller to Florida State

By Tommy Gimler

Getting hurt might be the best thing that ever happened to Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller.

According to Barstool Sports, the most popular girl on Pornhub is attempting to get Miller to play quarterback for the Florida State Seminoles next season, and she’s offering her “pornstar friends” as a reward.

Instead of posting her usual stories about the death threats she is receiving or GIFs of her sex scenes on her Twitter page, Mia Khalifa took time today to let Miller know he has a really good reason to transfer to FSU:



Miller suffered a season-ending shoulder injury in practice before the season, and since both quarterbacks who replaced him have played extremely well, the general consensus is that there is no room for Miller on the Ohio State roster next year. And since Miller would be a “graduate transfer,” he would be eligible to play immediately.

Our advice for Miller: Porn stars usually want to do more than just get coffee. Go to FSU, son.

Photos via Instagram.

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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