Prepare to ranch it up, brotendos.
Now it's war.
He's a tad off.
These men and women should have stuck to a pen and paper.
Now that's some knowledge you can use in the real world.
Remove your socks or laugh them off. Your choice.
Like walking into a porn scene.
The man just had to know.
So many mental images.
It kind of goes without saying, but expect some foul language.