A faster way to shorten your lifespan.
Must have been one hell of a new paint job done on that thing.
That's not a sock in my crotch. No, wait. It is.
This criminal sure likes antiques.
Laugh until you forget what day it is.
Apparently the mafia likes to hang in Connecticut.
Well this is gross.
I said "extra marshmallows" not "extra poison."
Hopefully it accepts bribes.
Save the chickens by any means necessary!