Every stoner has a soft spot for Thin Mints.
Dogs sure do love those eggs.
Cuz sometimes you've earned a break.
Let's all skip the salad today.
Guns down, time to cuddle.
Laugh until you drop. Although call 911 just in case.
Big Brother is always watching, but now he's literally walking around with you.
Probably the greatest last name ever.
The lady in your life will finally be happy.
Quite the prank.