Better than Crisco?
Quite a way to wake up.
Hey, it's BBQ sauce, so I get it.
Let someone else suffer at those work meetings.
Well that's one way to keep them coming to your restaurant.
Get those final January laughs in while you still can.
Got dreams of being the Human Torch? Well, this is close enough.
Not your typical selling point.
Grandma's Christmas card is going to be a tad late this year.
Tough break, mate.