Handcuffs will only make this more inappropriate.
Because sometimes you just get a little carried away.
If you're looking for classy, you're barking up the wrong trees.
Laugh now. Thank us later.
Pure genius.
Pitch a tent and have some laughs.
From the windooow, to the LOLz.
It was bound to happen.
And you think you have girl problems.
You're better off living on the street.