Survey Says People Who Eat Grilled Cheese Have More Sex

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Well, then let’s start feeding our kids something else.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the social networking site Skout recently conducted a survey among 4,600 users, and it appears as though people who eat grilled cheese are having more sex than those who don’t.

Survey Says People Who Eat Grilled Cheese Have More Sex

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Photo: David Bishop Inc. (Getty)

32 percent of people who said they loved the sandwich also said they were getting it on at least six times a month. Meanwhile, only 27 percent of those who dislike grilled cheese sandwiches said they were bumping uglies that often.

The survey also revealed that 73 percent of those who love grilled cheese are having sex at least once a month while only 63 percent of those who hate the sandwich are banging that often.

Finally, the survey said 81 percent of those who enjoy themselves a grilled cheese sandwich from time to time also said they donate time, money or food to those in need, and 84 percent of them love to travel and are adventurous.

Basically, if you don’t like grilled cheese, odds are you’re a miserable person.

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