Geez, lighten up, Internet.
One man's poop is another man's treasure.
Procrastination is just a click away.
You're never actually happy.
Swiping right is the right decision.
Laugh your way to closing time.
Keep it private, you idiots.
The formerly pale and skinny DJ and producer reveals brand new abs, and tells us how he got them.
Poor guy.
All bark, no bite.