7 Rejected Ben and Jerry’s Flavor Ideas

With ice cream flavors based on Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon and Saturday Night Live, Ben and Jerry’s seems poised to corner the pop culture confections market. However, for every “Schweddy Balls” there are a bunch of flavor concepts in Ben & Jerry’s waffle cone-shaped wastebaskets (which I’m told are made with recycled hemp). Here are a few ice cream ideas you won’t see on store shelves anytime soon:


Dexter Flavor

Death by chocolate… and key lime pie? [via]


Caddyshack Flavor

You’ll “hunga” for the gunga-galunga! [via]


The Office Flavor

It’s so good, you’ll think someone’s pranking you. [via]


Shyamalan Flavor

If what was “happening” was delicious ice cream, I might have seen it. [via]


Star Wars Flavor

“I love your Ben and Jerry’s flavor.” “I know.” [via]


Arrested Development Flavor

This flavor was cancelled, but that doesn’t mean it won’t come back eventually. [via]


Simpsons Flavor

At least it doesn’t come with free flesh eating bacteria. (Unless you buy it at a bad supermarket.) [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header via, 2.


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