doctor a woman who holds a jar of urine and a tube as an idea of treatment with urine that is drunk. urinotherapy

Anti-Vax Leader Says Drinking Urine Is God-Given Covid Cure (Oh, Piss Off)

Some people will do anything to be free of Covid…but you would have to be pretty desperate to try the latest coronavirus cure. It’s called “urine therapy” and it’s being touted by none other than anti-vaxxer fanatic Christopher Key.

“The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy,” the “Vaccine Police” leader says in a new Telegram video. “OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need.”

(Somehow, we don’t remember God giving his good children urine to drink in the Bible, but maybe we missed that section…)

“This has been around for centuries,” insists Key, who admits that people will call him “cray cray” for spreading the gospel on this unusual remedy. “Now drink urine!”

In case you have any doubts, there is zero science supporting this particular Covid cure and a shit-ton of evidence that the vaccine is safe and effective (and not a “bioweapon” as Key would have you believe).

But if you’re dumb enough to eschew the vaccine in favor of drinking your own piss, well, you kind of deserve what’s coming to you.

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