The Mandatory Dictionary of Lost Words That Need to Be Revitalized in the New ’20s
Verbal communication is dying. OK, it’s dead as disco. Our thumbs move more than our mouths and, despite the incoming carpal tunnel, we can barely spell correctly. Now, here we are in an emoji and GIF-filled smackdown where only the strongest memes survive. With that, we offer a healthy solution: bringing back the best of our lost words in an attempt to save our illiterate souls.
Our species has enjoyed insulting one another since the dawn of time, and these wordplay classics may be forgotten, but their sting never dies. Whether these omissions describe you and your questionable behavior or everyone else, from the babblers to the ballbusters, let’s put people back in check by considering the reinsertion of these clever jabs back into your shit-talking arsenal.
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Someone has something you want, Yoink that shit!
For those well-deserved hungover days when you don't leave your apartment and just Waller around in your own slop.
An idiot check, like sending that email to yourself first to proofread ... or the family jewels.
Prowess, or a place to secure the Testies.
Sounds diseased, but trust, you want to exemplify this characteristic.
The gooey sensation of being Virile.
Go out with your old horny buddies, troll for some new Muff!
The verbal BS spewed by other’s that is just too ridiculous to even handle
Gum Flapper - the source of all this unnecessary Claptrap!
When you need to escape a sticky situation that your own Gumflapping and Yoinking has probably gotten you into.