Georgia Man Arrested For Feeding Cocaine And Whiskey To His Goat

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Meanwhile, the Georgia Association of Goats (GAG) will be awarding him with the “Ranch Hand of the Year” award.

According to Fox 13 Now, a 28-year-old Lawrenceville man was arrested and now faces possible deportation after a video surfaced of him and two other idiots feeding cocaine and whiskey to a goat that resided at the same ranch where he was employed as a horse trainer.

Photo: Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office

Police said Sergio Palomares-Guzman and two unidentified suspects approached the goat on January 2. While Palomares-Guzman held the goat’s horns, one of the other men jammed some booger sugar up the goat’s nostrils. Palomares-Guzman then allegedly held the goat’s mouth open while the other sorry excuse for a human being poured whiskey down its throat.

The goat is apparently doing fine, and you can even adopt the poor thing. It should be noted that its diet might be a tad on the irregular side at this point.

Photo: Gwinnett County Animal Shelter

It’s unknown exactly why Palomares-Guzman and his dynamic duo of idiots did what they did to the goat. It’s also unknown exactly how much Palomares-Guzman is pulling down as a ranch hand, but our guess is that it’s above minimum wage if he’s got extra cash on him to waste on snout candy.

We’re rooting for you, buddy: Shoutout To This Cyclops Goat That Is Beating The Odds And Becoming A Star