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Guys In Thailand Are All About Getting Their Penises Whitened

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What would you do if you had an extra $650 lying around the house? Personally, I’d book a round-trip ticket to somewhere exotic like Cabo or Ireland or Detroit.

But ain’t nobody got time for that in Thailand, as a new fad is sweeping the country. That fad? You guessed it – guys are getting their dicks bleached.


According to France 24, the Lelux Hospital in Bangkok has more than 100 men a month lining up to get their cocks whitened, a procedure they started offering about six months ago when a male patient complained about “dark spots on his groin.” The men who are looking to brighten up their boom sticks typically range between 22 and 55 years of age, and the procedure is really taking off now that it’s been featured on Thai television.

“These days a lot of people are asking about it,” Lelux’s Bunthita Wattanasiri said. “We get around 100 clients a month, three to four clients a day, but we have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body.”

No shit.


Naturally, some people are perturbed that such a service is being offered, with some of them going as far as calling the procedure “racist.” Our advice for them is to worry about their own dicks.

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