Man Says He Lost His Virginity To Female Alien With ‘Very Nice Body’

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I want to remind everyone once again that I have a college degree, and because of that I get to write glorious headlines like the one above. Now let’s talk about a 74-year-old man from Hoboken, New Jersey, named David Huggins.

Do you have an awesome story about the time you lost your virginity? Well chances are it doesn’t top Huggins’ who is claiming he lost his V-card at the age of 17…to a female alien. And that’s exactly what the documentary Love And Saucers, directed by Brad Abrahams is all about.

Here is just some of Huggins’ experience with the female alien, as he explains it in the trailer above:

“This is the woman I never told anyone about. When I was 17 I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial, and that’s all I can say about it.

I was walking in the woods, and I see a woman sitting under a tree – and she gets up and she starts coming towards me. I become very aroused sexually; I couldn’t get my pants down fast enough. I fall back on the ground and I’m lying there and she’s looking at me, and I reach my climax, which was quite painful, actually; it was very intense. And then I’m looking in her eyes and I pass out. Virginity lost. Why did these being choose me? I was living a perfectly normal life until I started remembering things. It was just image upon image upon image. It just wouldn’t stop. I was so scared.”

I want what this guy is smoking and I want it now. Huggins now paints what he experienced that night.

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Huggins also added this:

“They [aliens] just hit the ground running, straight towards me. And we floated up to some kind of craft. I said “you hurt me, you hurt me.”

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And the director actually believes him. Here’s what Abrahams had to say:

“You’re immediately disarmed by how down-to-earth and normal he seems. He’s from small-town Georgia in the 1950s, and sort of softly spoken, simply spoken, doesn’t really muse on things, just tells you very matter-of-factly the most ridiculous or surreal of claims.

Like I said, it disarms you and it leaves you open to actually just listening to him as another human being, not – as one might think – of a quack or a charlatan or someone who’s unbalanced.”

Love and Saucers is on DVD and streaming now, and it actually currently has a 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

h/t Metro

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