Oregon Inmate Dies After Girlfriend Gives Him ‘Meth-Laden Kiss’ During Visit

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We’ve heard of some pretty crazy attempts to sneak an inmate’s fix into prison, most notably a mother hiding drugs in a plastic egg up her vagina for her son, but this one takes the cake.

According to Time, Melissa Ann Blair gave her boyfriend Anthony Powell a super-long and no doubt passionate kiss at the end of a visit last year at the Oregon State Penitentiary, and the poor fucker wound up dying because she passed along seven balloons filled with meth hidden in her mouth so her lover could “enjoy” his time behind bars a little more than if he dropped the soap in the shower while stone-cold sober.

Photo: Clackamas County Sheriff

Well son of a bitch, two of those seven balloons ruptured in Powell’s stomach, and he wound up dying because your body apparently can’t handle that much meth in one sitting. And as a result of her role in his death, Blair will now spend some time in the clink. Along with the two years in federal prison, the judge in the case also ordered Blair to complete three years of post-release supervision and participate in drug treatment and mental health programs.

Photo: Oregon Department of Corrections

In a related story, don’t do meth.

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