Accused Cop Killer Poops In Napkin Then Smears It All Over His Face

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If you’re hoping to convince the judge or jury that you’re insane, here’s something that should do the trick.

According to WDSU, jury selection in the trial of Travis Boys, who is charged with first-degree murder in shooting death of New Orleans Police Officer Daryle Holloway in the summer of 2015, began in Criminal Court in New Orleans yesterday, but the judge brought it to a quick halt.

What caused jury selection to come to an abrupt end? Yup, you guessed it – Boys took a shit in the men’s room, picked it up with a napkin, walked into the courtroom and then rubbed that poop all over his face before…wait for it…taking that shit and putting it in his mouth.

Boys has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity in Holloway’s murder, which at this point should be rather obvious. Instead of jury selection for the trial, a competency hearing is scheduled for later today.

No word on which disgusting Urban Dictionary sex move Boys learned this maneuver from, but it sounds to us like a variation of the Sheboygan Mudplow.

On second thought, I’ll wait in line for an actual cashier: Ohio Man Arrested For Pooping On Self-Checkout Scanner At Grocery Store