This Woman Is Really Trying To Get Rid Of Her ‘A-hole Rooster’

Photo: Facebook/Denell McCaul

Way back in May we all learned about an animal shelter that was really trying to get an “utter bastard of a cat” to get adopted. Well, it seems like roosters can also be little shits because one woman is trying her hardest to have someone take a rooster off her hands.

Denell McCaul from Michigan has gone viral after taking it to Facebook in a desperate attempt to get rid of one of her roosters that just isn’t like the others. In other words he’s a massive jerk. Take a look at McCaul’s hilarious Facebook post below.

Here’s the post in its entirety.

“FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER.”

He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls.”

h/t Distractify

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