Drunk Couple Busted Having Sex Outside Are So Annoyed They Tell Cop Off

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“Hey! We’re screwing here.”

Let me first start off by saying that yes, your first assumption was right, this did occur in Florida. Now that we got that out of the way let me tell you about 45-year-old Tabatha Lehman and 46-year-old Craig Schultheis. The couple had a tad too much to drink earlier this week and found themselves so horny that they just had to hook up…outside a closed shop.

Drunk Couple Busted Having Sex Outside Are So Annoyed They Tell Cop Off

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When Officer Logan Ward spotted the couple “naked from the waist down performing sexual activities on each other,” he went right ahead and stopped their public sex shenanigans. But the couple wasn’t happy at all because Schultheis told Officer Ward that he was “just trying to get a piece of ass.”

Oh, and Lehman said she was “getting her p**sy eaten.”

What a classy pair, folks! But guess what? The cop didn’t care about the couple’s tantrum and arrested them on a charge of exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor.

Thanks again, Florida.

h/t Daily Mail

And then we have this: Woman Scolds Couple After She Catches Them Having Oral Sex In Public