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Every time I go to Walmart, I loath having to go to their restroom. For whatever reason, if I ever have to subject myself to the facilities at the store by my house, it never happens without some foul od0r emanating from the stalls.
Look, it’s understandable that people might want to drop a deuce in the middle of picking up that awesome plywood coffee table, but why’s it gotta be so stank every single time?! If it stinks that bad all the time, just shut the place down.
From the smell of it, some employees at a Walmart in Oklahoma had the same idea and put an “out of order” sign on their stinky restroom. What they didn’t realize, however, was that the stench wasn’t someone’s digested lunch.
Walmart Employees Find A Dead Body In Their Restroom
A woman entered a Walmart restroom in Sand Springs, Oklalahoma last Friday at about 6 p.m. The 29-year-old was shown on camera walking into the restroom at that time, but she unfortunately never came out. After that, employees noticed the door was locked, and they assumed something needed to be fixed. Everyone thought that was a pretty reasonable assumption, so they put an “out of order” sign on the door.
Three days went by, and the “out of order” sign remained. By Monday afternoon, they had a maintenance worker unlock the door to figure out what was going on. They didn’t realize that Caraway was in there and had passed away. Yikes!
Police said the body was sent to a state medical examiner to determine the cause of death, adding that her demise doesn’t appear suspicious.
I know Walmart has all types of items to pick up from the shelves. I just hope they don’t start offering up bodies regularly.
h/t New York Post