This Dude’s Mugshot Is The Only Reason We Wrote This Story Up
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Look, I will admit that the only reason I am writing this story is to show everyone this dude’s mugshot because I honestly don’t know what in the hell to make of it — and I’ve seen some pretty freaky mugshots (including a woman with her eyeballs tattooed). But now it’s time to talk about a man named Wilson Kenney.
The 33-year-old man was arrested after he was busted rubbing his crotch at a public pool. Kenney also proceeded to expose himself at Forest City Park Pool in Wantagh while sitting on a park bench. And thanks to a 17-year-old lifeguard who witnessed this creepy doing this Kenney was handcuffed.
And now on to check out this dude’s mugshot.
What is going on here, folks? This dude is 33 but looks younger, and yet is bald, but is still rocking long hair. This is just a mess. And I get that no gal probably wants a piece of this, but holy hell, dude, get your act together and quit pleasing yourself near public pools.
Any dude with a “haircut” like this is probably not your most upstanding citizen. Kenney was of course charged with public lewdness.
h/t NY Daily News