Naked Utah Man Arrested In Mormon Temple Looking For A Wife

Sometimes taking the road less traveled is pretty fucking gross. And I’m sure pretty sure this wasn’t as pleasant to see as the gals doing the one finger challenge.

According to KUTV, police arrested a 53-year-old Utah man last month after he told them he was looking for a wife while he was ” wandering naked on the grounds of a Mormon temple.”

Naked Utah Man Arrested In Mormon Temple Looking For A Wife

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Police said Kelly Thayne Archibald told them he was naked “because that’s how he entered the world.”

But to enter the grounds of the Mormon temple on November 13, police said Archibald started with a blanket around his waist and then climbed the gate of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Logan. Once on temple grounds, Archibald reportedly then dropped the blanket and began wandering naked while looking for Mrs. Right.

Archibald didn’t find a wife, but he did find himself the proud owner of some rather serious charges, including criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and lewdness by a sex offender. Archibald was labeled as a sex offender because he reportedly spent some time behind bars in Idaho after “pleading guilty to sexually abusing a child under 16,” and that is probably one of the biggest things preventing him from finding a woman who wants to spend the rest of her life with him.

Some people get naked in church trying to find Mrs. Right. Others make sex tapes at Walmart: Trashy Couple Makes Sex Tape In Toy Aisle Of Walmart