Poor Vietnamese Dude Snaps His Penis During Sex

Damn. On second thought, my Wednesday morning actually doesn’t sucks balls.

So while some people are getting their penis stuck between magnets or getting them stuck in wedding rings, the dude in this story is just snapping it during sex. Yep, you read that right.

According to the Daily Mail, a 59-year-old Vietnamese man recently tried an “exotic sexual position” while taking a woman to pound town, and to say that he shouldn’t have tried it would be a massive understatement because he wound up being rushed to a local hospital after he…wait for it…snapped his penis.

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The man told doctors at the hospital in Ho Chi Minh City that he “heard a loud crack while making love to his partner,” and even the doctors were reportedly “shocked” when they took a look at his boom stick and saw that it was “snapped at the point where it joined his body.”

The poor guy’s busted pecker had also turned a bright shade of purple like Grimace and was bruised and swollen, but the fact that it had snapped was obviously at the top of the doctors’ list of concerns. They said that if breaks like this that are either missed or left unattended to, it could result in impotence later down the road, although you have to think it’s pretty hard to miss a penis that’s been damn near snapped in half while at “full erection.”

It’s unknown what sexual position the poor bastard was trying to cross off his bucket list, but if you ask us, it sounds like whatever he was using to hang from the ceiling didn’t support him as well as he had hoped.

So yeah, this would obviously count as a “down”: The Life Of A Man’s Penis Has Ups And Downs