British Woman Gives Birth After Kid Dressed As Clown Scares The Crap Out Of Her

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I hate clowns more than I hate the Minnesota Vikings, and as a Packers fan, that’s a pretty bold statement. But it’s safe to say this formerly pregnant British woman probably hates clowns even more than I do.

Clowns are scary as all hell, and they’ve been stalking everyone recently it seems, but according to The LAD Bible, the reason the woman is no longer pregnant is because a 17-year-old kid recently dressed up as a clown in the English town of Whitlock and jumped out from behind a tree or bush or some crap to scare the shit out of her while she was out for a walk, and it appears as though the maneuver was responsible not for the woman’s shit falling out of her but rather her 8-month-old fetus.

 

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Other than the Facebook post, there really isn’t any proof that the incident took place, but based on some of the stories that we’ve seen lately, whether it’s a “killer clown” lurking outside a McDonald’s drive-thru or clowns with knives supposedly chasing kids into the woods, it’s sadly a story that doesn’t seem to be that far-fetched.

Of course, it’s only a matter of time before this ridiculous clown prank takes a turn for the even worse and somebody resorts to either beating the snot out of one of these morons or popping a cap in one of their asses. That’ll end their precious little field trip pretty damn quick. I mean, can’t clowns be funny like these clowns?

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