Crime apparently makes some people hornier than others.
According to WREG, a South Memphis woman was beyond shocked when she returned home after several days away and found that somebody had ransacked her place.
Even more shocking? You guessed it: She also found the two naked burglars plowing each other on her couch.
“It’s horrible in there,” Jamie Barnes said. “It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party. Walk in and they’re having sex on my couch. I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.”
Barnes said the man eventually ran away and she stopped giving chase after he made it to an alley, but the naked woman was arrested a short while later and charged with aggravated burglary.
“She tried to grab one of my dresses and put it on and I snatched it from her, what are you trying to do?” Barnes said.
Ironically, the female burglar shares the same last name as the victim, although it’s unknown if the two are related. But you have to think that if they are, it will make it a hell of a lot easier for the victim to get her shit back.
