U.S. Presidents Ranked By How Much Their Names Sound Like Sex Acts

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There are a lot of important factors to consider when voting for the next president, but probably at the bottom of your list is considering how much the commander in chief’s name sounds like some bizarre sex act. Don’t worry though, we’ve ranked every former president in order of how much their name sounds like some sort of sexual maneuver. Some of them have to do with their names or legacy, but others are just what we’d imagine they prefer. Why? Why not?! That’s obviously always the answer to that question. So what are you waiting for? Enjoy!

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