Guy Live-Tweets Sex Toy Experience Gone Wrong From Hospital

If you’re going to pleasure yourself various times while you’re home alone or while you’re roommate is sleeping, since you’re stealth as hell, it’s best to make sure you don’t do something that can cause severe injury and land you in the hospital. Because then you will have to embarrassingly tell the doctors you were just really, really into pleasuring yourself.

But hell, if that does occur, you might as well live-tweet the experience like the guy below did after the dildo he inserted in himself for pleasure refused to come back out.

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

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At least the guy above didn’t kill anyone: Man Claims His Masturbation Habit As A Kid Killed His Cat