Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Hammered Without Pants On for Her First Day of School

On a scale of 1 to 10, we’ll classify this first impression as a -12.

According to FOX23, Lorie Hill’s first day as a teacher at Wagoner High School went about as bad as it could possibly get. Hill was arrested for public intoxication after two other teachers found her drunk and not wearing any pants in her classroom on Monday.

Police said the newly-hired Hill showed up Monday morning without checking in and “claimed an empty classroom as her own.” When several of Hill’s new coworkers approached her about it, she responded by dropping her pants.

The 49-year-old admitted to police that she had been drinking vodka, and even though police said they found an empty cup in her car, she was only charged with public intoxication without a “credible witness to probe that Hill drank at her house in Claremore and then commuted to Wagoner under the influence.”

Let’s be honest. Unless Hill was hired to teach her students that abstinence is the way to go, she’s probably in deep shit.

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