The Big List: Scientists Believe Noah’s Ark Would Have Floated


Time to hear the voice of God, build an ark, get two of each animal on it, endure your neighbors constantly saying you’re crazy, watch as the floods come and murder out all those wrongheaded, but basically innocent people, survive for a month, make God super proud, sell the movie rights and check out these links!


Nation Already Sick Of Baseball (The Onion)


For it’s one, two, three strikes—eh, who cares?


Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Casts Sole ‘No’ Vote For Naming Street After Nelson Mandela


He’s pretty much a lock for re-election.


Noah’s Ark Would Have Floated… Even With 70,000 Animals


See? Every word of the Bible is historically accurate.


Who Were The Tallest Athletes In History?


I still hold the record for tallest shortsketball player.


Court Reporter Officially Hates His Job More Than You Do


Let the record show that it took this man an absurdly long time to get fired.


That’s all for this this Biblical edition of The Big List!


Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.