The Big List: Facebook Buys Oculus Rift!

Time to buy a rift headset to view you ex-girlfriend’s Facebook photos, BitTorrent a bunch of porn in Florida, set a fire in the Amazon rainforest,  re-create your favorite episode of The Simpsons, have a beer with Vladimir Putin, and check out these links!


Facebook To Buy Oculus For 2 Billion

I can’t wait to use my virtual reality helmet to view precious, precious ADS! 


Judge Tells Porno Copyright Troll That An IP Address Does Not Identify A Person

BitTorrenters are winning… temporarily! 


Spaceship-Like Skyscraper Fights Fires and Irrigates Amazon Rainforests

Time for America to build one that dispenses pizza and beer. 


Vladimir Putin: Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything (The Onion),35584/

No worries, bro, you’re just trying to keep it cool. 


The Simpsons Legos Coming This May

But when does the life size version of this come out?!


Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.


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