The Big List: Facebook Buys Oculus Rift!


Time to buy a rift headset to view you ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, BitTorrent a bunch of porn in Florida, set a fire in the Amazon rainforest,  re-create your favorite episode of The Simpsons, have a beer with Vladimir Putin, and check out these links!


Facebook To Buy Oculus For 2 Billion


I can't wait to use my virtual reality helmet to view precious, precious ADS! 


Judge Tells Porno Copyright Troll That An IP Address Does Not Identify A Person


BitTorrenters are winning… temporarily! 


Spaceship-Like Skyscraper Fights Fires and Irrigates Amazon Rainforests


Time for America to build one that dispenses pizza and beer. 


Vladimir Putin: Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything (The Onion)


No worries, bro, you're just trying to keep it cool. 


The Simpsons Legos Coming This May


But when does the life size version of this come out?!


Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.