7 Onion Parodies Of The 2014 Oscars

This year’s Oscars were the meh-est on record: The awards were predictable. Ellen was likeable, but kinda dull. And as always, the awards seemed to last forever. At least we have free beer at Oscar parties and The Onion to make fun of this giant, expensive pat on the back of a show (and luckily, they didn’t get into trouble this year). Here are 7 Onion parodies of the 2014 Oscars:

 

The Onion Film Standard: 2014 Oscars Edition

Why even have Oscars? We should just give Best Picture to the film with the highest Rosenthal.

 

Race For 2014 Oscars Heats Up As Tom Hanks Traps Robert Redford In Cellar

The Purge is based loosely on Los Angeles during Oscar season.

 

The Onion Reviews 12 Years A Slave (2014 Oscars)

Seems legit.

 

Members Of Academy Can’t Imagine What Would Happen If They Ever Selected Wrong Best Picture (2014 Oscars)

It’d be a lot like what’s happening in the Ukraine.

 

The Onion Reviews The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2014 Oscars)

Toranda > Middle Earth > Battlefield Earth

 

The Onion Reviews Gravity (2014 Oscars)

I’ve got 2:00-2:04 on repeat.

 

Jared Leto Thanks Acting For Being An Easy Thing That Anybody Can Do (2014 Oscars)

You like me! You really like me… to hang around on a set and dick around.

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine. 

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