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Megan Fox’s Engagement Ring Is the Perfect Symbol For How Thorny (And Expensive) Marriage Can Be

As the whole world knows, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged to be married. The newly betrothed couple of attention whores posted a seemingly staged video of the big moment when MGK got down on one knee…and hinted that afterward, they drank each other’s blood. (Clearly, they deserve each other.)


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In a super sappy follow-up Instagram post, MGK described the meaning behind Fox’s engagement ring.

“i know tradition is one ring, but i designed it with Stephen Webster to be two,” he explained. “the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love.”


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Excuse us while we throw up…

OK, we’re back.

MGK couldn’t shut up about this ugly-ass ring. In an interview with Vogue, he talked a blue streak about the barf-worthy design.

“The bands are actually thorns, so, if she tries to take it off, it hurts,” he said. “Love is pain!”

As if anyone needed a reminder about how insufferable marriage is, Fox will have it right there on her finger at all times!

Now if only they could stop the pain they’ve inflicted on us via all the social media PDA. Can we skip ahead to the part when they get divorced?

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