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I can’t help but think Herman Cain was involved in this somehow. TMZ reports:
Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa caught the NBA star “very recently” in the latest act of infidelity, and that is why she filed for divorce … sources directly connected with the couple tell TMZ. Our sources would not tell us how Vanessa caught Kobe, but we do know it was NOT through text messages a la Tiger Woods. We’re told Vanessa had caught Kobe with “multiple women” over the years … but his latest affair was the straw that broke the camel’s back … and she felt she needed to finally end the marriage. What’s ironic … is that Vanessa still loves Kobe — but she just can’t stand his infidelities anymore.
Poor thing. She suffered in silence for all those years. Oh wait, no I meant she sat in silence for exactly ten years then filed for divorce because after ten years she gets lifetime spousal support. I wonder how she’ll make it through this difficult time knowing she’ll die one day without ever having to fill out a W-2 in a multimillion dollar mansion she didn’t pay for because she thinks her vagina is a precious treasure that should be good enough for any man for the rest of his life? I know it’s Christmas, but let’s all dig deep by texting GOLDDIGGER to 70666 to donate $0 to We Don’t Feel Sorry For You, Bitch.