Nick Hogan is Suffering

A judge denied Nick Hogan’s request to serve the remainder of his sentence in his family’s mansion, because as it turns out, spending less than month in jail after you pleaded no contest to reckless driving involving serious bodily injury which left your friend a permanent vegetable, doesn’t really balance the scales of justice. Due to numerous media requests, the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office released pictures of a cell that is “identical to his cell in size, configuration and furnishings” as Nick Hogan’s. So basically, here are pictures of wittle baby’s cell. While John Graziano is unresponsive to light in his eyes or the voices of his parents, here’s a list of Nick Hogan’s daily activities:

Morning Breakfast:

Approx. 3:30 a.m. in the cell

Working away from the cell in Inmate Property Section:

Approximately 8:00 – 2:00 p.m. No work on Saturday and Sunday


Approx. 10:30 a.m. – in the Inmate Property Section


3:00 p.m – 4:00 p.m., Tuesday, Friday and Sunday at Video Visitation booth on the floor, down the hall from his cell.


Approx. 4:00 p.m. in the cell

Daily activities where Bollea is out of his cell also include; Attorney visits, recreation (1 hour), several daily telephone calls

Other services available to Bollea: Inmate library books are delivered, Chaplain services, inmate mail, law library materials are available by request, commissary items.”

I’m not one to advocate physical violence, but if after Nick Hogan got raped by a battering ram and a pterodactyl swooped him up to feed his crybaby ass to her young, I think I could find it in my heart to get over it.

Update: Since he cried like a pussy, Nick Hogan was transferred last night to a cell with three other guys. This is so going to work out because I bet those three other dudes also live in Florida mansions whose privileged life of excess with their enabling parents who handed them everything they ever wanted airs on MTV. They’ll all become instant friends because they’ll be able to relate. The three other guys will be able to bond and share just how their missteps landed them in such a tight spot like Nick Hogan’s asshole.

Source: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office