Dressing up for The Children Affected by AIDS Foundation seems like a noble gesture, but right now I’m trying to figure out what Rumer Willis is wearing. Is this supposed to be a costume? Did she pick it out during a fire? If she didn’t, this is the stupidest costume I have ever seen. I wish she’d tell me who she’s supposed to be, because I’m having a hard time deciding between Cleopatra or Rocky Dennis in drag. Yeah, Rocky Dennis. I’m gonna go with that one.
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