Here’s Sharon Stone on a yacht in Cannes a couple days ago. I should commend her courage to choose against an insecurity sarong, but we’re talking about Sharon Stone here. She’s one of the cuntiest, most conceited people in Hollywood and would go topless in a thong even if she was 300 pounds and covered head to toe with scabies. It’s amazing how something so flat could be so … textured. I’m talking about the walls of the yacht, people. God, you’re so mean!
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