Orlando Bloom is the Sexiest

According to an In Touch Weekly magazine poll, Orlando Bloom won the title of “Sexiest Guy of Summer 2007.” The poll is based on “hunky” male stars who will be appearing in films set to be released this summer. The top 10 list is as follows:

1. Orlando Bloom

2. Brad Pitt

3. Scott Speedman

4. Tyrese Gibson

5. Josh Hartnett

6. Chris Evans

7. Aaron Eckhart

8. Josh Duhamel

9. Matt Damon

10. Zac Efron

I still don’t understand how metrosexual girlie-man types constantly make these lists, but then I guess my definition of “hunk” isn’t limited to physique alone. At least Brad Pitt is near the top. I think it’s safe to say he gets the least amount of facials and manicures out of most of the guys on this list, which automatically makes him more hunky in my book. Orlando Bloom may be a little less gay about wardrobe, Mystic Tans and personal hygene than most of these guys, but he’s just a bad Johnny Depp impersonator when it comes down to it. I mean, I wore lace gloves, black plastic bracelets, 3 belts, 5 foot tall bangs, ruffled socks and pink neon pumps back in the 80s, but that didn’t make me Madonna. Okay, no, yes it did. I was hot. Shut up.

Brad Pitt taking Maddox to school in Prague on May 14th:

Update: I have no idea why this deliciously sexy piece of ass, who I would encourage to do things to me which would make Kim Kardashian blush, is not on this list.



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