When you’ve tricked people into thinking you’re an international sex symbol like Jessica Simpson has, it’s probably a good idea not go out looking like a carved pumpkin. Or a tranny. Every time I see her I feel like a dog seeing a vampire. She could be either dressing up as an clown to visit an orphanage or she could be on her way to haunt a house, and that’s the only way these pictures would make sense.
Update: Nipple aficionado, Roy, would like you all to see that Jessica hiked her right boob up in this picture and released the nipple here (and a closer shot here). He also spent a lengthy amount of time staring at her nipples here. It’s kinda hot if you block out her face and forget she has a penis. – Jenny
