Winona Ryder is appearing in an ad campaign to raise awareness for skin cancer. I’ve always said if scientists have to drag a monkey behind a car to keep me from getting skin cancer, then they should at least drive a hybrid. They’re better for the environment. I’m only one man and I can only do so much, so it’s nice to see Winona do her part and get naked. How this will help me from getting cancer? I’m not sure. Oh, yeah, right. Like you know. Who are you Bill Nye all of a sudden?
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