Kelly Carlson doesn’t want to be violated

The life size love doll which was modelled in Kelly Carlson’s likeness for an episode of Nip Tuck won’t be available to the public any time soon because Kelly wants to keep her.

I became very protective of that sex doll, because it looks like me and I didn’t want anyone violating it. So instead of putting it on eBay, I keep her at home. In fact, she’s sitting in a chair in my living room reading a book.”

That article brought back memories of an ex-boyfriend of mine. He had a few life size dolls sitting around his house. I just thought he had eclectic taste in decor, but the cops told me those dolls were the dead rotting corpses of his ex-girlfriends covered in papier mache. Gosh, he was so artistic. I really miss that guy.