These obviously aren’t new, we put them up a month ago, but for whatever reason, a high res version of that last one – the money shot – didn’t show up until today. Although, now that I think about it, I guess it didn’t show up for the same reason Nic Cage was warned to not investigate snuff films, because there are some things you cant un-see. Fantastic Four didn’t have a close up of the Thing’s ass, but its probably safe to say that this is what it would have looked like. Normally I shrink big stuff down to full page size, but I left the last one huge, for the same reason that a dead body on TV and a dead body in real life has a profoundly different effect on people. It’s the proximity that makes it terrifying.
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Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…