And Here We Have A Speeding SUV Slamming Into A Gas Pump

Anybody who has ever called Seattle home will tell you that you can go weeks or even months without seeing the sun, and it sometimes gets to the point where you’re sitting in your living room ready to sacrifice your neighbor’s cat just to get it to pop out from behind the clouds and put a little fire in your life, even if it’s just for a few minutes.

Well, the driver of this SUV definitely got a little fire in his or her life after he or she recently pulled into a Seattle gas station. I guess “pulled into a gas station” is one way to put it. Another would be that the driver drove the SUV straight into a gas pump while cruising at a rather high rate of speed.

Get your popcorn, fellas.

And Here We Have A Speeding SUV Slamming Into A Gas Pump

Both people inside the SUV reportedly survived and made it out of the blaze unharmed. My guess is that whoever was behind the wheel will be the passenger the next time around.

Meanwhile, if you’re looking for a gas station attendant in Seattle, we can think of one or two who are now in need of a new job.

h/t Barstool Sports

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