Here’s One Good Reason Not To Try Cracking An 80-Foot Whip

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It’ll take you less than a minute to come up with a list of things that you shouldn’t attempt because they would classify as the “stupidest things” you could ever do with your life.

Off the top of my head, waiting for a tractor-trailer to get within 20 feet of you before running into the road to pick the portion of your Twix bar that fell off while you were crossing the street seems like it would be near the top of the list, as would things like lighting my face on fire, kicking a rock as hard as I can and of course, jamming a massive flathead screwdriver up my peehole.

Also near the top of that list? You guessed it: Trying to crack an 80-foot bullwhip just to see what the result would be.

Well, thanks to Bryan Ropar not giving two fucks about anything, we now know the end result of cracking that 80-foot whip in your backyard, and it’s not a good one.

Here’s One Good Reason Not To Try Cracking An 80-Foot Whip

I mean, at least he knows it’s one of the dumbest things he has ever done in his life. Maybe now he’ll think about canceling next week’s episode when he attempts to see what happens when you stick a fork in an electrical socket.

h/t Barstool Sports

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